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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
That's not what she said last night.
Music: Icky Thump - The White Stripes
Whoa. Fourth post in a day? I'm good. I just watched a re-run of Call To Greatness and I'm super happy about it. I love that show, have I said? Anyway, before you deem this post unnecessary, I justed wanted to inform everybody about yesterday's episode of That 70s Show. I love Comedy Mondays. The story so far: Fez is working in a hair salon as a shampoo boy. As he talks to one of the customers, a girl named Danielle played by Lindsay Lohan, she tells him of how her adorable knucklehead boyfriend never listens to her and how according to her, Fez is a really good listener. Soon after, they get together. Fez later finds out that the adorable knucklehead's Kelso when he tells them that a girl named Danielle stood him up, coming to the conclusion that she's dead. When he sees Fez with Danielle, he realises that they are together, and it's because of Fez that she stood him up.
Kelso: How can I lose a girl to you? You don't even speak English!
Fez: Well, Kelso. Look on the bright side, Danielle is a wonderful girl who likes me better than you.
Kelso: Why is that the bright side?
Fez: Because (sings) BURRRRNNNNNNNN!
Kitty (Eric's mum) has a book called The Joy Of Sex and she wants Red (Eric's dad) to read and practise some of the moves with her (LOL) . Until then, she vows to stop cooking.
Kitty: I just want your father and me to have more adventurous sexual intercourse.
Eric: Well, this is one of those times I'm kinda happy my stomach's empty. Um, look. Instead of calling it sexual inter- (chokes on word), instead of calling it that, why don't we call it like, a walk, a walk in the park?
Kitty: Fine. I want your father and I to have more adventurous walks in the park. I wanna walk in the park in the kitchen. Walk in the park on a Tuesday (laughs). I even wanna walk in the park in the park!
It's much much funnier if you watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It5UlRDTEig
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I'm Justine. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.