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Thursday, August 23, 2007
Get, get off, the internet.
Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys
DARYL47: In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check.
CarolBabe69: I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day.
DARYL47: I'm 22 and my name is Daryl.
CarolBabe69: Nice to meet you, Daryl. My name is Carol.
DARYL47: What do you like, Carol?
CarolBabe69: I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes. What do you like?
DARYL47: I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great.
I like to go on dates stay up late. I live in San Francisco and hangin' on the Haight.
CarolBabe69: Do you like the Golden Gate?
DARYL47: I did when I was eight.
CarolBabe69: Maybe I can come and visit?
DARYL47: Maybe you should wait.
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife. I weigh 300 pounds and I hate my life.
CarolBabe69: Are you serious?
DARYL47: Yes.
CarolBabe69: Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32. I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue.
DARYL47: You lied to me, Carol.
CarolBabe69: Well, you lied to me too.
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet
Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you’ll see what I mean
SueChick1990: Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile. I checked out your pics and I like your style.
BOBSTER MAN: Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend. We can message each other again and again.
SueChick1990: Comment on my pics and post on my page. Join my groups and guess my age!
BOBSTER MAN: You must be 18, how could you not? You can't be in high school you're just too hot.
SueChick1990: Let me send you pics for your personal collection, I hope they inspire you and give you a smile.
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door – she was only 16
If you don't believe us here’s a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
MARCUSP: We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase. I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face.
Laurie69: But what does it matter? You know who I am inside.
MARCUSP: What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
Laurie69: You got me there, I'm not really a female. I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email.
MARCUS: So this is why it's bad to meet women online. Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
ch-ch-ch-ch-check
online relationships
internet girrrrrrlllll
internet relationship
fresh
MC lars
fr-fr-fresh fresh
8:47 PM
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I'm Justine. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.