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Thursday, November 15, 2007
Music: This Song Is Definitely Not About A Girl - Set Your Goals
Okay, another quiz! I was looking through all my old documents and I found this really random quiz that I saved that was created by this guy on the Smosh forums. I edited it, cos his spelling seriously sucked. Note that I did not come up with ANYTHING.
1. If a bear asks you to dance, what is your reaction?
(a) You shoot the bear and then light it on fire because talking bears are the sign of the devil.
(b) You try and remember what drugs you've taken.
(c) You piss your pants.
(d) You head butt the bear and then try and see what he tastes like.
(e) You take the bear’s offer and dance the night away.
2. What are your opinions on abortion?
(a) Abortion is murder; Jesus told me life begins in the womb.
(b) Pro-choice sluts have the right to kill babies.
(c) You don't have an opinion you just think what the cool kids tell you to think.
(d) Abortion helps population control; you think people should kick every pregnant women in the belly.
3. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
(a) Immigrants, they way they steal our jobs annoys you.
(b) Republicans, you’re ignorant enough to believe you can blame all the world's problems on them.
(c) Your bedtime.
(d) Your pills, the ones they give you stifle your creativity and make killing people less fun.
4. Your favorite food is...
(a) the body of Christ (communion wafers)
(b) soy beans covered in a light soy sauce served on top of organic lettuce with a side of rainbows.
(c) pizza.
(d) animals that have spoken to you.
5. Things that anger you:
(a) Gays, minorities, and people who have gone to college.
(b) Cruelty to animals, authority, and working.
(c) Your mom, school, and people who treat you like a kid.
(d) Doctors, dentists, and people who look at you funny.
6. If you had to kill one person, who would it be?
(a) A Jesus-hating communist.
(b) George Bush.
(c) Your teacher who gives too much homework.
(d) You would have trouble narrowing it down to just one person.
7. The animal you think best represents you is...
(a) a sheep
(b) a jack ass.
(c) a lion (you really aren't though, it's the only animal you can think of).
(d) a talking bear.
8. Your favorite way to travel is...
(a) an SUV, because global warming isn't real.
(b) a hybrid, cause you are going to save the world all by yourself.
(c) your bike, but only while wearing a helmet.
(d) people, nothing makes you happier then to jump on people and force them to carry you.
9. Your dream occupation is...
(a) to serve god.
(b) You don't like to work.
(c) to be a fireman, a police officer, or maybe a superhero.
(d) anything where you get to kill someone.
(e) I don't need a job to give me permission to kill someone.
(f) I walk the line; an honest day’s work is all I need.
10. In 10 years you will be...
(a) in church.
(b) saving the rainforest.
(c) still in school.
(d) breaking in to an ice cream store at 2 am so you can eat ice cream uninterrupted.
A= 0 points B= 1 point C= 2 points D= 3 points e=4 points
F= -2 points
0-5 points= You are a creepy Christian republican who thinks we should kill gays and burn down the middle east. You don't worry about global warming because Jesus will protect you.
6-9 points= You are religious and liberal, your existence is an oxymoron. Chances are that you try and protect forests in the name of Jesus.
10-14= You are a mix of republican, democrat and a tool. You pretend to be whatever is cool at the time. There is a good chance I don't like you.
15-19 points= You are an ignorant liberal, you blame the world’s problems on republicans and you think Ned Lamont is our savior. You will probably be on acid when reading this.
20-24= You are a child, or a grown man living in your mother’s basement. Nobody likes you.
25-29= Depending on whether you choose more a's than b's or more b's than a's, you are a crazy republican who sends death threats to the Dixie Chicks or a democrat who is probably a member of PETA and kills people who is a threat to nature. If you have c's as your next most picked answer, then you are probably a kid who will grow up to be a serial killer.
30+= You are crazy, the only reason you are not in a nut house is because you just escaped from there or you killed everyone who tried to put you in one.
If you refuse to answer the questions, you are insecure, and you are probably confused about your sexual orientation. That or you are an average joe and there is nothing special about you. You'll die in a cubical.
10:53 PM
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I'm Justine. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.