ohai b'day boi.

Jack can officially drink... legally. I'm worried. He better still be alive tomorrow. Nothing Personal is catchy as hell, but the songs seem overproduced as hell as well, which worries me so much. I know worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere, yadda yadda yadda eat me. Oh who cares, I'm pre-ordering the album and getting my free copy of Hopelessly Devoted To You Vol. 7, thank you very much.

I got my Rolling Stone. It is awesome.

Here's Adam Lambert's 'deep' side: "Clay Aiken's gay, and I'm gay, and we couldn't be more different. The only thing that's the same about everyone in the gay community is that we're gay. Do we have anything in common besides the fact that we like dick? Why can't we just talk about a human community?"

Best. Article. Ever.