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I'm constantly broke and struggling to save enough money to fly to Korea to marry my future husband (see below).
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Monday, February 7, 2011

I had relatives over today (big sigh) and my 6-year-old cousin insisted on typing up a story on Word. So of course, I had to be the one who typed while she rattled on about her story.

So here is Sheri's story, in its full glory (please ignore the fact that it is a complete rip-off of Shrek, names and all):


Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Fiona. She was so beautiful that she became an ogre!!!

One day, Shrek came to her tower and kissed her. That’s how she became an ogre. “I’m going to save my ogre!” said Shrek.

A bad prince wanted Fiona to marry him. At first, Shrek was an ogre. When he drank a ‘The End’ bottle, he became human! And then Fiona also became a human again. And the bad prince wanted Fiona to be his wife. Fiona did not want to marry him. She only loved Shrek. Then, when Shrek was at a party, he asked his guard to scratch his back in front of everyone. Everyone saw that Shrek’s ears can make sound.

And then it was their baby’s birthday. And then the people wanted Shrek to roar, but he did not want to. He went to a bad person. He asked the person if he could go to a Dream.

Then, Fiona practiced how to fight. The enemies were coming and Fiona went to the top to see them. There was a small bad person. He turned Fiona‘s mother and father into ice statues. He told Fiona that if she wants to see her parents again, she must agree to marry the bad prince. But, Fiona didn’t want to marry the bad prince. She wanted her parents back so she agreed to marry the bad prince.

When she was about to marry the bad prince, Shrek appeared. Shrek took her away from the bad prince and also changed her parents back. The small bad man reminded Shrek that when the sand in the hourglass dropped from the top to the bottom, Shrek will disappear and Fiona will be back in their baby’s house. Shrek didn’t bother about the small bad man and still ran away with Fiona. Finally, Shrek and Fiona got married and live happily ever after.

The End

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