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Tuesday, October 25, 2011
I was having a conversation with a friend recently and she told me how even though it's embarrassing, one of the things she likes to do is to go back and read all her old blog entries and laugh at how lame she was. So of course I was like, "Oh my god, me too!" And that was what inspired me to subject myself to literary torture by revisiting my old entries again. Okay, the experience wasn't half as bad as I thought it would be - I only cringed like maybe once or twice. Anyway, the point is, I found an entry that dated back to the 11th of October 2007, almost exactly four years ago. I posted an excerpt of an MSN conversation I had with Imran, back when I used to chat with him online practically all the time. Looking at the conversation kinda makes me wish I was still friends with him. I have to admit, the guy's hilarious. I think I actually laughed out loud after reading it. Here it is. I think it's pretty obvious his are the lines in dark blue.
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come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
can u believe i watched high school musical 2
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
the whole thing
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
lol
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
i did too
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
shit
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
it was horrible
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
i watched it while i was babysitting my cousin
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
whats ur excuse
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
uhhh.... i...i... uh.... -shifty eyes-
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
hmmm
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
zac efron's cute?
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
shit
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
he is
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
wel.....actually he's kinda...-shifty eyes-
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
well*
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
he is a billion times better looking than jesse mccartney
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
jesse is not a guy
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
that THING isnt even human
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
so evil
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
what has he ever done to you?!
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
that song
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
that horrible song
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
beautiful soul?
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
eh, i like that song okay!
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
thus proving my point
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
how does that prove your point?
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
What IS your point?
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
if u like a song means it sucks
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
duh
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
hello, that is SO not true
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
sure.....-shifty eyes-
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
-eyes still shifting-
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
lol
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
you do that
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
is it me or do pants seems useless nowadays
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
no way man
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
i just bought a pair of green jeans
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
yay
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
i had to tell somebody
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
what
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
green/
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
?
Fine. You gave yourself a pedicure and your toe came off and came back on. Works for me. says:
yes, green!
come into my home will ya. i'll show you, you bastard says:
-eyes havent stopped shifting from when we were talking about jesse-
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Was I the only one who found that absolutely hilarious? Now I'm just sitting here picturing his eyes continuously rolling around in its sockets.
10:40 PM
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I'm Justine. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.